laying on the cat


to fall asleep while having s-x, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
my favorite episode of 30 rock is the one where jack confesses to laying on the cat.

lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

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