Lazy eye Surprise


when your f-cking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to c-m, and you loose all purpose of having s-x with her, grab your clothes and leave
i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

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