lazy swayze
when a woman gives her lover a bl-wj-b while she is sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t.
a reverse blumpkin.
blumpkin bl-wj-b
my girlfriend walked into the bathroom when i was in the shower and sat down for a sh-t. i was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent lazy swayze.
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