Le blumpkin ultimo


the much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving f-ll-t– whilst taking a sh-t on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.
omg! mark just totally gave me le blumpkin ultimo!

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