Leaf Nation Sensationalism


inane, idiotic, far from the truth stories and rumours that come out of the toronto area about the toronto maple leafs.

particularly, during the free agent offseason and around the time of the trade deadline.

rumors that make eklund’s 30% bs look credible.
larry leaf fan: hey did you hear? the leafs are trading for peter forsberg, naslund, kariya, khabibulin, hatcher, modano and yzerman. – i heard it on the news

hockey fan w/brain: yeah right, thats just leaf nation sensationalism.

llf: dude we’re gonna get them i know it.

hf: yeah right, the same rumors have been coming out of toronto since 67.

llf: ahh go f-ck yourself leafs will win the cup this year.

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