Leaning Tower Of Penis


when a man’s d-ck does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
jessica was going to have s-x with mike but his leaning tower of p-n-s proved to be too strange for jessica.
a variation of the eiffel tower.

as with the eiffel tower, this s-xual act involves three partic-p-nts: two men and a woman. one man is getting f-ll-t-d, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her v-g-n- or -n-s.

mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
hey mike, amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the leaning tower of p-n-s tonight, you down?

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