Leasing the pussy


the act of taking a female out and paying for any activities undertaken, such as eating a meal out or going to the movies. in turn you are leasing the p-ssy in hope of in future gaining s-xual favours from her. a form of short term prost-tution.
hey man, i heard your dating that girl?
no way! i’m just leasing the p-ssy, she’s gonna be on my d-ck soon!
whatever dude, i think this one is gonna be a long term lease.
i bl–dy hope not, i don’t want this one to drag out, just leasing the p-ssy.

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