Leathered as a handlebar
being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, ‘leathered as a handbag”. i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.
any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: leathered as a satchel
satcheled as a handle bag,
handlebaged as a leather.
most variants are welcome.
“mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?”
“no thank you mate, i’m leathered as a handlebar”.
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