Leaving your gum downtown
refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral s-x by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.
911 operator: “911. what is your emergency?”
teenage caller: “omg my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it’s all tangled in my p-b-s and my sh-t is glued shut. amateur. how do i get it out???”
911 operator: “leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. please hang up and try peanut b-tter.”
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