left-handed cheese straightener
1. a complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. popularized by comedian george carlin in a skit where he explained that only in america was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. something odd that can only be found in america.
person 1: what the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
person 2: why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
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