legal beagle
a rules hound or rules lawyer. a stickler for the rules and always on the hunt for violations.
don’t play mao with mark, he’s a legal beagle!
a dog that is a lawyer
sadie is a legal beagle
a girl who legally is considered an adult, therefore legally able to consent to s-x with other adults.
guy #1: “wow, she’s pretty hot!”
guy #2: “dude better stay away from her, she’s just 16, total jailbait.”
guy #1: “d-mn, i’m gonna be all over that in 2 years when she’s a legal beagle.”
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