legal drugs


a drug which is usually more harmful for you than illegal drugs.

legal drugs include:

alcohol: worse than heroin- this legal drug, over time will destroy your personality and who you used to be, commonly, you lose your friends, family and brain to this drug.

zanax: (in large doeses of course) makes you a social hermit and causes cognitive disfunctioning even after effects wear off. make sure you dont take this drug too often.

legal bud: well, you mine as well just throw your money out the window or wipe your -ss if you think about buying legal bud.

…the list goes on and on and on but time doesnt so… remember… legal drugs are dangerous!
kid 1: hey dude! lets take some legal drugs like benadryl or nutmeg and get really f-cked up!
kid 2: yeah man! i love not knowing if im in reality, and i loveee stomach aches and the sh-ts!
kid 1: or we could smoke that legal herb i bought over the internet, that stuff gets me soooo baked!

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