legend of turtle head


the condition where a t-rd is wishing to protrude from ones -n-s, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your b-tt crack
have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? it’s about to not be a legend.

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