Lemon Lime Farmer’s Surprise


when you f-ck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls -ss and pour lemon juice down the hole. then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a sh-t.
i gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer’s surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her -ss.

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