lesbian manicure


biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would p-ss a lesbian test.
i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.

on the bright side, i don’t have to worry about maintaining long fingernails…but the all the b-tchy girls that sit next to me think i’m gay.

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