Lesbian Sleepover
a lesbian sleepover occurs when two heteros-xual individuals, who might otherwise engage in s-xual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. the next morning is often a continuation of the non-s-xual contact, with intermittent dry humping. in extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. it is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. the only known cure for a lesbian sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.
i had a lesbian sleepover last night, but i did get an otphj.
a lesbian sleepover occurs when two heteros-xual individuals, who might otherwise engage in s-xual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. the next morning is often a continuation of the non-s-xual contact, with slight arousal and intermittent dry humping. in extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. it is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. the only known cure for a lesbian sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.
girl: “i’m too tired to hook up. let’s just have a lesbian sleepover.”
guy: “what are the chances i can get an otphj?”
girl: “depends if you fall asleep first.”
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