when a female coworker randomly texts you the word v-g-n-.
dude, kate texted me v-g-n- again. she totally has lesbian tourette’s.
when your lost between calling someone a “d-ckhead” or “piece of sh-t” you blurt “d-ck-sh-t”. b1- your such a fake. b2- yeah? well your a d-ck-sh-t.. a legitimate indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the english-speaking world. “chief minister of delhi, sheila d-cksh-t, has fallen in the line” an insult so vile and low it […]
- lactose snob
a person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. the onset of latosce sn-b is usually the result of a traumatic event such as sh-tting oneself as a grown man. i havnt sh-t myself since i stopped eating dairy. bro, youre a lactose sn-b!
- eva w
such a lovely person that you can always have a laugh with, really genuine and isn’t afraid to stick up for herself. she’s really pretty but doesn’t realise it. she’s a very trustworthy person and i’m lucky to have her as a friend, love you eva and i hope you find a frogling for your […]
a rare s-xually transmitted disease carried only in pennsylvania in which when a male becomes erect his p-n-s shapes into a crescent moon and he would have to angle his p-n-s uncomfortabally if he wanted to have intercourse with a girl. guy 1: “did you f-ck molly last night?” guy with kencrest: “no. because i […]
noun: a local dish native to the region of lubliana, slovenia, consisting of several pounds of low-quality ground red meat, cooked with little or no added seasoning and served in the shape of a rectangular block or a miniature mountain with a small slovene toothpick flag stuck on top. in slovene culture, you can’t have […]