Levels of Love
a code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. levels of love can be detected by terrible excuses.
level 1 – sleeping with someone she met at a party – “i don’t want to talk about last night. can we just forget about it, please?”
level 2 – spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits – “i was taking care of a sick friend all weekend.”
level 3 – hooked up with an ex-boyfriend – “had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes.”
level 4 – went home with a guy who tipped well – “i got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend’s last night.”
level 5 – hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again – “i slept over his house because he had air conditioning.”
level 6 – oh the humanity! too horrible to mention.
fran: “i asked how her friend’s party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again.”
dave: “oh dude! she must have b-mped uglies with someone at the party. she’s using the levels of love code. drop her before you’re on her std train.”
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