Life Wedgie


events in life that are: a. uncomfortable, b. embarr-ssing, and c. have lasting repercussions. this word can be used to the same effect as “life sucks” but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
man… these life wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!

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