like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank


when an old man marries a young woman one could say it is “like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank”, insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight p-ssy.
did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? it must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

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