LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS



to be eaten alive!
after staying out ’til 6 in the morning, i arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! i had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where i’d been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

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