Limps around & chokes things aside
a way to walk with att-tude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prost-tutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer’s junk.
“a pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas.” -tomek aka double u thomas
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