Lincoln tunnel
the gaping orifice that results from vigorous -n-l s-x with a well-endowed partner
don’t go out with andre! that boy lincoln tunneled me!
the s-xual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schl-ng and then slamming the aforementioned schl-ng in a girl’s p–per.
one day i was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but i said “f–k that b-tch”, i’m just gonna use the 5 and lincoln tunnel her.
when you stick a tube in your girlfriends -ss and send little cars down it.
my man gave me such a good lincoln tunnel for my birthday.
the act of eating larges amounts of white castle followed by the event of out a woman then suddenly vomiting in a her v-g-n-. when the vomit is stored in her v-g-n-, she queefs out the vomit back into your mouth.
guy 1: “hey, do you wanna go through the lincoln tunnel to get to the city?”
guy 2: “you sick son of a b-tch.”
when a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.
man, the lincoln tunnel was brutal today. i didn’t think he was ever going to get out of there!
a s-xual act by two partners in which they both spread their -ss cheeks and put there -sshole together to exchange feces. this is usually followed by the two partners playing with the extra feces.
i heard you’re into fetishes, maybe we should try the lincoln tunnel.
a s-xual act involving three people, usually two men and one woman. one man opens the woman’s mouth wide and fists her mouth until the fist is in the digestive tract. at the same time, the other man fists the woman’s -ss until both men fist-pump though the inside of the woman.
good g-d, i don’t think kathy recovered from that lincoln tunnel last night.
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