Linda Lou


a linda lou is a woman that has a tendency to p–p when she -rg-sm’s.
the mystery of the stinky mattress stains is solved. i had my finger in her -ss last night during s-x. when she came, i felt her p–p on my finger. when i asked her if she just p–ped, she replied: ‘i think so’. i respectfully dedicate this definition to linda lou and all those other women that sh-t when they c-m.

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