Linden High School (Michigan)
a school located in linden, michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. the football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their -ssholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more p-sses for touchdowns to the goodrich martians, than to his own team. students fit into one or more of the following categories: jock; douchebag; prep; wh-r-; pothead; loner; b-tch; obnoxious; or smart–ss. those who graduate from linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pr-cks who would get their p-ss-es ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.
student 1: “what school do you go to?”
student 2: “linden high school (michigan).”
student 1: “really?”
student 2: “yea, why?”
student 1: “that means you’re a f-cking loser. bye.”
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