lion food


1. a christian
2. christians, collectively

origin: ancient romans discovered that christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. to this day, it’s still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure jesus christ is the son of the alleged g-d.
1. i don’t go to church because i’m not lion food.

2. lion food has too much influence in american politics.

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