Lipotrichogymnoxenophobia
the fear of fat, hairy, naked strangers.
-flying flab-
jim: “aargh!”
john: “what?”
jim: “a fat hairy naked guy!”
john: “?!”
jim: “i have lipotrichogymnoxenophobia, the fear of fat hairy naked strangers.”
john: -shudders- “doesn’t everyone?”
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