Lips of Aphrodite
when having -n-l s-x, persue the v-g-n- as if too rub the cl-torus. however, instead of your finger, use a knife and elmer’s glue, to cut/rip off the v-g-n- lips (l-b–) and glue them to your mouth.
“hey johnny… your lips smell like fish.”
“it’s ok mom, it’s just my lips of aphrodite”
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