Liquor Mortis
when you have a full erection, but are unable to c-m do to large amounts of alcohol.
last night i had s-x for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not c-m. i was so tired that i just rolled over and went to bed. i had a bad case of “liquor mortis”.
Read Also:
- si senor commercial
used to reference to that h-lla cool dude in that jeans commercial with the leg thing;to be h-lla awesome i do believe that the si senor commercial is very entertaining my good man. oh golly gee! that is so si senor commercial i’m too s-xy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person […]
- SK1
sk1 (noun), “ess-kay-one”: (1) an -ss raping of first cl-ss. (2) the team that provides total ownership (aka: -ss raping) in video games. (3) a plan type for cvs. (4) the specific kind of strap-on used to provide the -ss raping of first cl-ss. “our teamed got effed up by sk1 for 2 hours like […]
- Skatio
the ratio of sk-nks to douchebags at a particular party or bar. are you at the bar? what’s the skatio?
- barbrafuck
an -sshole guy at the club who only wants score with the girl who you have already been putting time in on so you can score with her. hey! get your hands off my b-tch, you barbraf-ck!
- skeeter teeter
skeeter meaning pest. teeter meaning to be “on the fence” about something. skeeter teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a s-x pest. jesh that guy is such a skeeter teeter.. all he wants to do is have s-x! plural of skeeter teeter. small br–sts resembling mosquito bites. what yankee dogs call bee […]