lithuanian ostrich


noun; when a native lithuanian woman is doing “polishing ye olde shaft” for one of the “big ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. the woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
ex. jimbo: hey did you just see that lithuanian ostrich speed by??
keith: yeah that thing was flying! i wonder which big baller…

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