Lizzie McGuire
a 15 year old girl who has her own tv show about her perfectly good life that is suppose to be horrible.
should be shot.
please shoot lizzie mcguire.
one of the reason why hilary duff is famous.
lizzie mcguire aka hilary duff says that’s how 13 year olds go through. um go down to 9 and 10 year olds. if you want to see what 13 year olds go through go watch thirteen or degr-ssi.
no good. noooooh good.
the greatest disney show of the 21st century.
person 1: kids today have to grow up with cr-ppy shows. remember boy meets world? sister, sister?
person 2: yeah, but even after the 90s at least we still had lizzie mcguire.
a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.
the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
hillary: aaww man im having my period!
lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std’s
hillary: please quit making fun of me!
a character created by teen r-t-rded monkey, hilary duff. lizzie was conceived after hilary was on an endless train of thought. i thought you didn’t belive me. she was really having a sleepover with the f-cking olsen twins. “a cartoon version of myself?! that’s hilaryarious!!!!!111!!11!!1!!11111!111”
yeah, she is the biggest pr-ck of all time. hilary herself is completly untalented and earns money off of cr-p targeted towards tweens. yeah, it’s that bad.
“sorry, i may be -the omega master, but i have no hilarious quote.”-the omega master
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