Loafty Motherfucker


someone who always takes their sweet -ss time going places, or just doing anything. they always take forever to do anything. if you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherf-cker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.
brianna: come to my house at 2
emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherf-cker
emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

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