Lock, Stock, and Cock Block
1.(males)when someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a c-ck block. this usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. this is, in particular just some guy trying to be a pr-ck.
2.(females) having to be an uber b-tch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
line at the movies. male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. some d-ckhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. he proposes to his friend that they kick the guy’s -ss because he’s not good-looking enough for her; lock, stock, and c-ck block.
girl: “hmm.”
guy: “can i get that number?”
girl: “rape!”
lock, stock and c-ck block!
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