Lonely Receptionist Syndrome
work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. symptoms include frantic e-mails n-body cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend’s facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
cures include getting a better job.
today i sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn’t respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. then i posted 5 facebook statuses about how i felt. my psychosis is obviously a symptom of lonely receptionist syndrome.
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