loner with a boner
an event occurring on sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect b-n-r and no one there to disarm it. hence loner with a b-n-r.
oh, jeffrey… he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a b-n-r.
a h-rny guy who has n-body to f-ck.
usually a loner with a b-n-r will be a 40-year-old virgin.
-boy texts girl-
jonathan: hey jess bby i’m soooooo h-rny right now so come over and f-ck me hard b-tch 😉 😉 😉 :-
jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, s-xy, h-rny and ready to f-ck 😉 😉 😉
jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a b-n-r after all :d
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