Long Beach Cruisin


a wack -ss crew that had wack -ss boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they’re superior to other real longborders. this crew really gives longboarders a bad name. you can find this crew “cruising” the river control of long beach. how pathetic is that? if your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. not the d-mn river. i will be long dead by the time i hear these people bombing hills. this crew is the exact defintion of hypebeasts.
mike: hey man what did you do yesterday?
tom: uhm… nothing why?
mike: i saw you longboarding on the river control?
tom: oh yeah.. i was with my friends long beach cruisin, how about you
mike: sounds boring, i was bombing some hills.
tom: oh that sounds fun. something i would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.

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