long dong ping pong


having a stiff c-ck and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
dude #1: “dude, did you see zach’s long dong ping pong game last night at austin’s?”

dude #2: “yeah dude! it was h-lla sick! sucked that his c-m got everywhere though man.”

dude #1: “dude we should totally have a long dong ping pong game tonight!”

dude #2: “h-ll f-cken yeah man! let’s do it!”

-the two men were then kicked outa cl-ss and just kept on f-cking around the next couple years-

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