long in the tooth
(adj.) old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
the playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse’s age by the length of it’s teeth)
the plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. it needs to be replaced.
a women who has p-ssed her prime
“hey john, is your new secratary hot?”
“no, she is a little long in the tooth.”
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