long island 2×4


when you’re getting f-cked and he randomly pulls out a f-cking 2×4 and sticks that b-tch up your -ss and it comes out of your mouth
my man gave me the long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my -ss ever since. i think i have cancer. so life’s pretty good right now.

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