long ride home


a style of s-xual intercourse in which the male partner delays his -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n until his female partner has reached at least one s-xual climax (-rg-sm).

the average man can reach -rg-sm in 3-5 minutes. it can take a woman four times as long, because she needs to be reasonably relaxed and requires a considerable amount of stimulation before she will reach tipping point and experience her own -rg-sm.

younger men (up to the age of 30) often experience premature -j-c-l-t–n and have difficulty satisfying women s-xually. older men (30 – 70) generally make better lovers, because frequent s-xual experiences will have helped them to control their urge to -j-c-l-t-, and they will have self confidence having learned which s-xual techniques are most likely to enable their female partners to have a truly satisfying s-xual experience.
“betty, when you and don got together, i thought that he was too old for you?”

“wrong, after 2 years with paul i knew i had to find a man who was s-xually experienced. with don, he always gives me a long ride home, even when he’s hungry as h-ll.”

“oh boy – could he teach my andy some lessons?!”

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