Look Before You Shit


the act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a sh-t. this will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.
boyfriend: um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
girlfriend: sucks for you, look before you sh-t!

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