loosey poosey
1. a v-g-n- that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated
2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual s-xual activity
person a: how was that loosey poosey kait last night?
person b: it was like f-cking the holland tunnel. i thought she was p-ssy farting the entire time.
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