Louisiana Lost Lizard
a s-xual maneuver in which a guy shoves a lizard in his r-ct-m and makes his partner search for it. (basically, hide and seek with a lizard)
“i tried to do a louisiana lost lizard with jordan, but the b-tch couldn’t find the lizard. now i’m f-cked,” says aaron.
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