Louisiana Swamp Crotch
a mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. smells of racc–n’s -sshole and sac-sweat. this vile substance that is sp-wned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they’ve unloaded a m-ss quant-ty of diarrhea in their pants. unlike duck b-tter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the b-tthole area. caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. this condition is life ruining.
did you smell the louisiana swamp crotch in that golden corral? i puked all over out toothless waitress.
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