Lousiana Purchase

when a girl’s -ss transforms into a large m-ss and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate u.s. land expanison of 1803.
dan: dude, i don’t know how her -ss got that big. it was small last year.

david: yeah, it was, that’s a total lousiana purchase.
the lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl’s -n-l hole. all this is after you light her hair on fire. there is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
dude, i pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. sh-t gotta go.
the lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl’s -n-l hole. all this is after you light her hair on fire. there is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
dude, i pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.