lovejoy’s law
an appeal to “please think of the children”. often used to justify sh-tty laws. named after the simpson’s helen lovejoy who was always imploring others to please think of the children.
us government: “we need access to your encrypted smartphone.”
troggie42: “not gonna happen.”
us government: “but a child could die if we can’t scour your phone!”
troggie42: “lovejoy’s law, buddy. it means your law is horsesh-t.”
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