Lowintelligonitis
the internet disease of people having to write in one letter words to represent one whole word.
you are now starting an conversation with a stranger, say hi!
stranger: hy
you: …hi?
stranger: nu . hy !
you: — no, hi!
stranger: fk u !
stranger: i hayt u !
you: —- food king, you! i hate you! g-d can’t you spell any better?
stranger: m nly 47
stranger: i hayt skewl
you: then you got the bad case of lowintelligonitis.
you have disconnected.
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