loz island ice tea


like a long island ice tea but double shots of vodka,gin,rum,tequila….
loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
drink the loz island at your peril

can also cause the drinker to be scutted
went out last night on the loz island ice tea’s….. got so scutted. top night

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