lucas schinkel
a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from…
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton
theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel
berkel: hey shinkel ur weird
lucas sch-nkel: o ya..???
2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???
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