Luigi Syndrome
when player one in any game (video, board, bar, drinking, or otherwise) is asked to take over for player two for any reason, and he/she just can not find the focus or concentration that they would normally exert for their turn. usually leading to player two getting a premature gameover or a very low score.
“hey, i gotta run into town real quick and pick up the pizza. you want to go ahead and play my guy for me until i get back?”
“sure…”
later
“pizzas here!! is it my turn?”
“yeah…sorry dude, you got a game over.”
“what the f–k!?! i was doing awesome!”
“yeah, i don’t know what happened. i think i’m suffering from luigi syndrome a little bit.
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